Thursday, June 24, 2010

Today's Twitchy News

 News:  'Russian President Dmitry Medvedev meets California governor Schwarzenegger Tuesday', shares notes on how to be a good robot.

 News:  'Iran claims higher enriched uranium production', applies for gold star on its report card.

 News:  'Thousands of striking French workers hold nationwide protests', complain about government callousness and stale pastries.

 News:  'Hundreds Wait in Line as IPhone 4 Goes on Sale.' Meanwhile IPhone goes on sale. Whoopee.

 News:  'YouTube, RumbleFish Partner for *Friendly Music*.' We fart with excitement.

 News:  'Wal-Mart, Best Buy, RadioShack: No iPhone 4 for walk-ins.' My cat upchucks another furball.

 News:  'Chevrolet and Microsoft team up for Volt *test drives* on the Xbox 360.' Batteries not included, license not transferrable, etc.

 News:  'Borders Bundles Kobo Electronic Reader With Gift Card.' One third of young Americans still fail to graduate from high school.

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