Friday, September 30, 2011

Dead End, Sep 30

I found this on the ground today.

An apparent suicide.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Twen Ti Nine

One more to go - getting sketchy.

With the sun turning blue and all.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Please To Take Good Advice

Mwambe Twambo can help your fine self too, sir!

I saw this question and answer recently on an internet newsletter. It must be accurate and true because it was on the internet. And in a newletter. And written by a guy whose whole name has only two (but two very manly) syllables.

Another guy, 65 had just retired with limited money. How could he get by on it?

The Expert: "If all I had was $100,000 in an IRA, and I was worried that America could no longer give me the comfortable retirement I wanted, I would invest in gold, move some of my assets overseas, and work on creating a second active income. If you are in this situation, I recommend you consider a plan such as this."

Lessee, the plan in a nutshell is, take the $100,000 and:

  • Buy $40,000 of gold coins
  • Buy an empty $40,000 lot in Nicaragua
  • Create an internet business with the other $20,000 and hope to make money

Let's call this the Position Of Sensibility or POS Plan, for short.

Sounds great but I couldn't do all of it in one go, so here's where I'm at.

I did buy several bags of gold coins recently. I wanted to hurry up and get in before the price crashed through the floor.

And you know? It turned out better than I could ever have expected. Here's the deal.

I thought the coins were kind of light, several bags full and all, and when I got home from the supermarket (where I bought them) I discovered that each and every one of these coins has chocolate inside. Talk about a deal!

So as long as I keep them cool (preferably frozen to preserve freshness) I'm in Cocoa Butter Fat City. I can buy things with them, take them out of the freezer and play with them, or if the global situation gets truly desperate and nobody wants gold anymore (Hard to believe, right?), I can always eat them and get a pleasant sugar rush.

I'm trying to negotiate for a piece of dirt in Nicaragua so I can bury my IRA statements there, and meanwhile I found this really helpful guy in Nigeria who is willing to get me started with an internet business for only $20,000. Very neat.

So good advice there, Mr. Financial Expert Man. I guess this is why you rate a logo with curlicues and such.

Well, gotta go and massage the cramps in my leg for a while. See y'all.

"How to Retire Comfortably with Only $100,000 in Savings": http://bit.ly/nW3Qps

September Twenty-eight. Growing Late.

As the year ages.

Or is it me? September nears its end anyway.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

20110927 (Hello!)

The number of today.

Shooting photos while waiting out the rain.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Twenty-six-ish September.

Cold rain and wind today.

Just like a seamless transition back to summer.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Sunday 4:59 25 Sep

All's well that looks kinda OK.

'S what I say, today, anyway.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

PostQuinox Sep24

Tipping point, the day after.

No change, eh? (What I can tell.)

Friday, September 23, 2011

We Have Equality

September 23, the day of re-entry into fall.

Next up, winter.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Prequinox 22 Sep

Countdown, babe. The tipping point is near.

You know what happens then. Right?

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Prequinox Sep21

I ain't takin' no bets here...

But I think it's about over. Know what I mean?

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Prequinox Countdown Sep 20

Hey, I'm ready.

The trees are already packed and some are leafing.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Sunday, September 18, 2011

SepEighteen.

Damp. Rain. Gray.

But under the bridge - color!

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Saturday, September 17, 2011

17Nine2011

The blossoms are closing up for the season.

And things are getting drippy around the edges.

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Sep16. Fall Returns.

But no one told the flowers.

They are still smiling.

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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Relax - It's The 15th

Please return to your homes.

We are in control. What could possibly go wron?

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Fourteen

Eyse from the skyze.

Or something. Something is happening here.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Monday, September 12, 2011

SEP Doce

OK, José. Eh?

Fine by my anyhow. Time for a nap.

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Sunday, September 11, 2011

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Friday, September 09, 2011

Thursday, September 08, 2011

8/9 Zzzzz

An abstract moment.

Waving paint quietly moving.

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Wednesday, September 07, 2011

SEP7 Here

Hands across the Wednesday.

Howdy, podna!

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Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Sep 06. Paint day.

Mmmm. Familiar colors.

I wonder where I've seen them before.

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Monday, September 05, 2011

Sunday, September 04, 2011

Saturday, September 03, 2011

Friday, September 02, 2011

Too Nine

Too fine?

I don't think so. I'll take one to go.


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Thursday, September 01, 2011

01-SEP-01

Hands on the wall, numbers on the calendar.

The first of the ninth month, and a fresh set to go with.


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