Monday, March 31, 2014

The Dusty Lady's Sweepdance

Move, she said, flipping her broom at my feet.

Yes, said I, and complied. She is so sweet, and tidy, and neat.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Pileup

Failure results when stuffing proves inadequate.

Which is why we call them dummies.

Bad Hair Scare Day

Someone noticed! Me! Ow!

I can even scare paint!

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Stares

I get these all the time from Tim and Ed.

Whenever I walk around with a peacock on my head.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Wall Wetter

Stand with your back to traffic. Bleed your lizard.

Achieve standard satisfaction.

Friday, March 07, 2014

Confidence Faces Evidence

I'm happy. I'm slappy. I'm probably a dick.

How about you? Ever look like this?

Monday, March 03, 2014

Hosed

Between rains, between sip and drip, the water fails.

Leaving but a few blossoms as a token of regret.