snorpy bits

Captain There He Goes Again has finally left the building, which we applaud, and whatever may happen next will be declared none of ou...

Don't shake hands with Captain Mucilage. You have been warned. Captain Wiggly Butt Cheeks proves to be annoying after a while, w...

Captain Fred The Almighty has been secretly video recorded putting his pants on one leg at a time, which has disappointed very few of...

Captain Amazing woke up this morning to the sound of bugles being severely tootled by a marching band of wubble monkeys, widely known...

Cream cheese — Creamy but not so cheesy. Does it matter? Someone must know. I don't. Cousin Claudia died. I wish I'd known h...