Captain There He Goes Again has finally left the building, which we applaud, and whatever may happen next will be declared none of our concern.
Captain Tiny Nut Cups still can't locate a hint of proper traction in the marketplace of significant ideas. Maybe time to turn in the old nutcracker for something with batteries then, eh?
Captain Syrupy Goo always seems to have sticky fingers, at least in my experience, though I've never touched her except via 10-foot pole, with a referee present to certify that I'm following regulation procedures. Anyway, it has never been as much fun as I could have hoped.
Captain Talcum Powder Sprinkles is best left to the professionals to handle. They know how to deal with these situations and the rest of us don't. Really. No. We don't.
Captain Slightly Left Of Center can't help it. His offside leg is a bit short, but he can still kick butt like nobody's business and he'll tell you it's none of your particular business either, and if you don't take the hint, he will show you how, by kicking your butt from one side to the other until you didn't know what-all, so that's the story about all that.
Captain Snugglebunny is for advanced users only, and may even require a note from your mom.
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Me? Going to try whooshing later this week, see if that helps.
