Saturday, January 03, 2026

Fistfull Of Gatorade

Fistfull Of Gatorade

Evil weasels voicing evil wheedles. Coming soon. And then, later, exotic tuna dancing.

But ferrets named Frederick are finicky schemers.

Finally — it's Monday. Just a couple more days to go and it's Wednesday again. I've learned you can really trust any day that begins with a solid "weh".

First things first, always. But which one is that? And who's really going to know? Want a kiss? (I have some.)

First things first. First I grew a beard, then I got an eye patch. Now I'm a pirate! Arrr.

First you do your laundry, then you dry it, then you put your clothes back on and walk around. Is that a life? Seriously, I ask you.

 


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