Saturday, April 04, 2026

Praying Alone In The Cupboard

Praying Alone In The Cupboard

Dork energy, dork madder, dork mutter. Something like that, all over the place, but at least it's not slimy so I think we're ahead.

Ebola instant noodles — I missed that one, and now it isn't trendy any more. Back to NFTs, I guess.

Fred didn't do it. I have this on good authority and the big finger now points at you.

For my first magic trick I will sit here quietly and not thumb a cell phone. And meanwhile you can fuck off.

For the first time in years I've come up short of ears — I'm in arrears in the department of ears then. Feel OK otherwise.

Hey — Dwarf hamster v hammerhead shark, round 2. I'm betting on the shark this time.

 


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