The peasants are back in town, as is their lord and savior, The Noodle Demon. Fun shall ensue, methinks.
The Peterborough Pansies — despite the name, you're better off not messing with them.
The rats are attacking again. And it's not even Thursday.
The sound system in here is turned up so high that my knickers are knotting. And I don't even know what that means, but it uses up some "k" words, which seem to be appropriate, given the circumstances.
The Leonard shortage continues — now into its fifth day and counting. Please don't wake me until it's over.
The music is playing, the night is young, and I feel like dancing. Too bad I'm an umbrella stand.
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