Elena Doubts Reality

As she so often does, being two-dimensional.

But still, but still...

Snuffly Fuzzer

Scuttling furtive scratchy skritcher. Nosing through your trash.

Yet so soft and fuzzy-wuzzy was he. (It.)

Ben Bear

Sets off for lunch. With your food, perhaps?

Only you can say.

Cassandra Makes An Entrance

Again. Yet again. Dressed to the tens.

Which is, as usual, a cut above.

Beeper

Humming happily. Coming to trim your expectations.

And accept the duties of your job, your life, your everything. Maybe?

Flying Eliza

I think she's a friend of my sister.

Or ought to be.

Aint Broke

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Last refuge of the stupid. Where laziness is the call to action.

Local Buzz

Can you hear it? Right around the corner?

Coming your way. So step smartly then.

Take It To The Wall

See what it says. Admire the windows.

Know that you always have a way out.

Here Comes The Sun

And it's name is Bob.

And Bob's a bit pensive today, isn't he?

Watching Paint Dry

Watch me sing. Watch me fly.

Hang around and watch paint dry. And see what we get.

Alien Abduction

Is a thing. Maybe you've been there.

Or maybe you're going there. Stay tuned.

Cat Face

Every cat has a face. See? Right there, in the brush.

And this one is thinking about you. Thinking something. About you.

Wet Girl

Wet girl doesn't seem to care about you. Doesn't seem to care.

About much of anything. Meanwhile, the water's rising.

Monkey Business

There's no business like. But if you show me your monkey.

Then I'll know you mean it.

Doorways

I see them when I walk. I see them when I stop. I see them when I sleep.

I see them standing in my dreams, and in the morning sun.

Charlie Experiences A Blowout Event

It happens, sometimes.

Right after lunch.

Around Midnight

You don't see things like this unless.

You are very unlucky. Or very lucky. Or your name is Bob.

Sohappy. Sofun.

Jump up and down out in the sun. Old people don't do this.

Mouse Event

Dribble and drool.

Keep away or you're a fool.

Tihs God — It's Everywhere

It's everywhere, it's everywhere. Dog product.

So ubiquitous, so useless. Like dogs.

Pedestriating

If you drive, don't walk.

If you walk, look out.

Cat Secrets

It came from under the bushes.

To think about saying something quietly.

Eyes Be Onto You

In case you were wondering

But everyone else already knows.