Valerie Putin, Vladimir's selfie-crazed influencer stepsister. Now approaching your neighborhood.
Vincent van Cut Rate Watercolors, another washed-out artist.
Top of the vegan besteller list: "The Parsnip-Driven Life".
Uncle Fred dropped in for an impromptu, unannounced two-week visit. With his pet musk ox, Shirly. Plus a couple of timber wolves he met on the plane. (Alaska Air Freight, I think he said.) Luckily for him, I have a full-sized circus tent permanently set up in the back yard, complete with its own wolf pen and turd-composing pit, and there's a fresh water creek flowing into the mosquito marsh a bit farther out. And luckily for me, I'll be on vacation this year, and the house is locked inside a 10 kilovolt electric fence. (As usual! I plan ahead! Yay!)
Two monkeys went by. Wearing name tags. "Adam" and "Eve". I think they may be itching for a promotion.
Twenty-seven drunk monkeys v the local school board. And your guess is what?
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Me? Got me a new voomerang just in time, I guess.
