Margo the mucilage queen sent me another bucket of goo. She does this about every other month, and each time I forward it to the neighborhood homeowners' association. They know how to handle things like this. Some of them even enjoy sniffing it.
Maria-Jose is back on the job. Not sure yet how much is Maria and how much is Jose, but she don't look like she gives a fuck what I think.
Marjorie Marigold specialized in pastel prints and rose-scented farts. She doesn't live here any more, so I'm back to having no friends at all.
Marlene the Möbius Stripper is like an unnatural act of nature the first time you see her, and some of the other times too, but she's real bendy, and I like that in a woman.
Do you ever get the feeling that you're not being watched anymore? Life has become so, so lonely.
So me and Spud spent some time standing down by the corner yesterday, counting chickens. Wasn't much else to do. Not that many chickens out neither.
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