I tried the selfless checkout over by Wally Mart. Not bad. After doing 25 people they let you out of the store, after checking your DNA and looking in your pants.
I used to be a boy scout but quit when the marshmallows ran out.
I used to know people around here, before they used up all the oxygen. Guess they all musta died or sumthin. Anyhow, I can breathe now.
I used to work in a junkyard. One summer. Before I got myself re-chromed. Got a haircut too. Now I'm street legal. Sweet.
I voted, but not for you, so why are you still here?
I want to tell you something but I can't remember how to say "Fuck Off!" in a polite way. Am I being too precious again?
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Me? I'm mostly like that.
