Whenever I'm asked what my religion is, I start giggling, and snorting, and then snot comes out my nose, and no one ever believes that that is my answer.
Religion is a funny thing, though in any group I'm usually the only one laughing.
How about a religion where people stay home and quietly mind their own business? Hm? Works for me.
I did try religion once, though it gave me diarrhea, and I'm not the only one, by a long shot.
I once asked God what the deal was with all this religion business, and got only a blank look in return. Followed by the sound of a fart.
Pretty soon it'll all be over, and I really can't wait -- God
It really isn't that much fun being omniscient. You never get surprised by anything stupid. -- God
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Me? Truly.
