Saturday, September 19, 2026

Fish Blips

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Fish — what are they good for, really?

Fish concerts, fish dips, fish washers, fish whistles. So many topics, so easy to ignore.

Follow your fish. And bring a bag. Sometimes they get squishy.

I never met a fish I didn't not dislike on sight. Or ever after. Maybe both.

And I never had a fish chase me down the street. Not one. Unlike some Christians. What is it with all that barking and howling? But i run fast. Especially from any one espousing Lordan Savvyor Cheez Whizz Crust.

So it's fish fart week here in HappyLand, where all the fish fart and everyone smiles like it's normal. I for one would be content to know that this place never existed, but the fish eat the mosquitoes and fart away the ones that they can't snap up, and the beer is cheap: "FischBrau, lager for the lazy."

 


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Me? I don't smell like that any more, I think.