Captain Titanium Underpants will be receiving far fewer dinner invites during the coming season, due, principally, to what some describe as excessive and prolonged creaking while giggling in the corner.
Captain Tuna Casserole always smells partly good enough to eat. Partly. (I won't ever say this again.)
Captain Tuna Casserole stopped by for dessert , unaware that ours is a bait-and-eat operation. Yummy.
Captain Tweezers is, it is true, a picky eater, and also severely under-nourished, if you ask anyone who knows, but that's not our fault, is it?
Captain Wasted Days is out sleeping on the lawn today. He does that. But at least this time he is wearing clothes. Some clothes, according to well-informed neighborhood sources. 'Nuff said about that.
Captain Omnibus is pushing to raise his pay grade. He's only got a tricycle and a squirt gun, and doesn't even need a parking space, so...
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Me? More of a tungsten aficionado, myself.
