Fred didn't do it. That's why it didn't get done. And I don't care anyway.
Fred said "No", but I disagreed so I let the gators eat him.
Fred said it best when he kept his mouth shut.
Fred said it couldn't happen, but then it didn't.
Fred says he's gonna buy a boat. I said, "Fred! Get a bigger bathtub!" Fool.
Fred spent weeks making a mannequin of himself, and then he burned it. "To clear the air and give me a fresh start", he said. All I got from this exercise was a lingering smell of burned horsehair.
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Me? Never actually knew a Fred. How about Melvin Mortvedt? Grover Icenogle? Egwan Spelmanus? (High school days.)
