Wednesday, March 04, 2026

Closer

Closer

The snorkelbunnies are closing in.

They say that snorkelbunnies are mythical. I wish. No matter what, I can't get away from that incessant restless bush rustling.

Do you know how much smoke an adult snorkelbunny emits while eating the siding off a house? I don't, not really, and don't wish I did, either,

My cat was voted snorkelbunny of the month. I don't have a cat, and don't know what a snorkelbunny is, but the award plaque smells nice.

If snorkelbunnies are not real, then what about God? Must ask the next time I don't see her.

Snorkelbunnies — got a bunch of them waiting for me on the front lawn. Lucky for me that I don't have a front lawn and am also imaginary.

 


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