His name is Clarendon Horseradish and he designs and produces gourmet hamster treats. Beyond that I know nothing at all, except that my butt is itchy today. Coincidence?
How long will a fart hold its shape when released into still air? Science still has not addressed this question. Cover up? It certainly hasn't passed the smell test, I can tell you.
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a cab? Or before he gives up and steals a bicycle? The answer my friend, is that he's a doofus. Don't listen to him.
How many snails would it take to commit a major heist, one good enough to inspire a major motion picture, and how would they drive the getaway shell?
I always wanted to be an orange but as often happens when one gains more experience in life, I ultimately decided that I would never be comfortable with people wanting to peel me. Or suck on me for that matter.
I ate some pig meat today. Good, but that's only my opinion. The pig might say something else, though it's currently unavailable for comment. (Busy digesting.)
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Me? Still unable to find where that hair came from.
