Pokes For Profit

Acupuncture has stood the test of time. Acupuncture is over 3,000 years old. Since acupuncture is so old, it has to be right, right?

I sure think so.

True, disease goes back way farther, requires no training or advertising, and it's free, but it often hurts more that getting poked with needles, so what do you have to lose?

Right?

Hi — I'm Harebrew "Dick" Pallock, Ph.D. and I want to stick needles into you. It's what I do, so listen. I know this.

The energetic flow of qi through the body follows a specific order. No one knows what "qi" is but it definitely is true because of ancient wisdom.

So beginning with the Lungs, the energy continues its flow to the large intestines and continues in the flowing order: Lungs to large intestine, spleen from stomach, heart to small intestine, kidney from urinary bladder, Pericardium to San Jiao, Puerto Rico, Liver from gallbladder. Got that?

But wait! There's more!

Each organ corresponds with a specific time of day when it has the most energy present. Each organ system has a channel or meridian. Ask any organist — they'll tell you I'm right. Just listen for the toots. Many of these channels correlate to fascial tissue pathways. Using modern physiology and ancient medicine, acupuncture can reduce tension and inflammation, to eliminate the cause of pain and imbalance. How cool is that! (Asking for a friend.)

If you are interested in using ancient knowledge and want to avoid using pharmaceuticals, acupuncture is a great option because I make money from it. Please look at my google business "Dick's Panamanapan Acupuncture" to see review other patient has left. (Just one so far. My brother, but he's pretty honest most of the time, so you should believe him.)

Me?

• USA educated
• Licensed dog trainer in California and New York
• Over 10 years of experience
• Many happy dogs
• No deaths yet
• Specializing in pain symptoms and other symptoms
• Native English speaker
• Fluent in medical Spanish
• Gluten free
• Can provide home visits
• Office just a 5 minute walk from a place very near you
• $50 per treatment, cash
• Free sucker with every visit

Please text or email with questions or answers
Dr. Harebrew "Dick" Pallock, Ph.D.
bollocks@gnail.com
+1 196 967 383129547

 

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Me? Missed this opportunity too, just like so many others.

 

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last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals

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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals

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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals

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definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals

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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals

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