Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Bow To Rain

I was working the day shift. It was a lovely day in the neighborhood.

Then I saw it coming at me.

Monday, November 10, 2014

Flag It

Somewhere out there, between the blue and the green, is a republic.

What no one has yet seen.

Thursday, November 06, 2014

Yon Toothy Gritty Grin

The sand seemed to rear up and grow gills as I walked by.

Just another day in my life. Don't like it? Then bite me.

Thursday, October 23, 2014


Before the enn and after the ellgh, there's what?

A mangificent protruding minence, eh?

Thursday, October 02, 2014

ICU twice.

Which is nice.

If you're the right shade of blue.

Monday, September 29, 2014


Something's there waiting. Maybe it's on a hook.

Care for a nibble? (You first.)

Friday, September 26, 2014

Marine Life

Hang me a tentacle.

Any one will do. We have lots.

Thursday, September 25, 2014


What's down there? Does it have hair?

Is it here, or over there?

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Looking At You

What's wet and blue? Is it me? Is it you?

Nope. Something else.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Be Apt

Be here, be ware, be ready, be prepare.

Pray or die, sucka! (Please knock before entering.)

Monday, September 22, 2014

Just Put It In The Car

Whatever it is, it's fine. I don't care.

As long as it's properly groomed.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Tuna Tangler

Deep in the sea it floats, writhing its tentacles tentatively.

Waiting to grab your thoughts, or your tuna sandwich — whatever.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Butt Stop

Leave it here.

But take the key with you.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Lying In The Harbor

Was a gull. Not a buoy, but a gull. Sort of.

It looked suspicious, like it had been too-recently poorly-painted.

What was it hiding?

Wednesday, September 17, 2014


Said the mermaid to the walrus, "I don't know why, but...

"...some days I just feel sand."

Tuesday, September 16, 2014


One evening, walking, near sunset.

I saw this waiting.

Friday, May 23, 2014

Gone. Zo!

I don't ken. I don't know.

No one cares if I come or go.


Curving, jutting, ranging, butting.

Wide and narrow — that's me, the arrow.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014


X me. Ray me. Stick me on a wall.

Give me a buffing polish. I won't complain at all.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

La Lechera Lass, I Love Thee

The allure of the happy lady has me enchanted.

Because I'm easily seduced by advertising murals.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Iron Blooms

Make me think again.

About the delicacy of blossoms.

Friday, May 16, 2014

Hang Your Colors

From the balconies.

Fronting the glowing walls.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Brass Me Tightly

I think I'm stuck on you.

In every lockable way.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Bud The Bus Bumper

Staggering toward disaster.

In his colorful way.

Monday, April 21, 2014


Chillin', hangin'.  Makes me a wallcat.

S'where.  S'where?  S'where s'at.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Is It Art?

You mean this? Hell, I don't know.

Try uncrossing your eyes. Or crossing them.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Sometimes A Great Wall

Time to kill? Walk this way.

Look around. Now what you say?

Sunday, April 13, 2014

A South American Receptionist's Day

Nothing to do. Stand, wait. Check your cell phone.

Readjust your shotgun. Wait to go home.

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Cool Sky, Hot Wall

One way to keep your feet warm.

While scouting garbage to peck.

Friday, April 11, 2014


Sometimes. A window is just a window.

But not this time.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Looking In

Makes you wonder. Does it go somewhere?

Or are you already there?

Monday, March 31, 2014

The Dusty Lady's Sweepdance

Move, she said, flipping her broom at my feet.

Yes, said I, and complied. She is so sweet, and tidy, and neat.

Monday, March 24, 2014


Failure results when stuffing proves inadequate.

Which is why we call them dummies.

Bad Hair Scare Day

Someone noticed! Me! Ow!

I can even scare paint!

Sunday, March 23, 2014


I get these all the time from Tim and Ed.

Whenever I walk around with a peacock on my head.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Wall Wetter

Stand with your back to traffic. Bleed your lizard.

Achieve standard satisfaction.

Friday, March 07, 2014

Confidence Faces Evidence

I'm happy. I'm slappy. I'm probably a dick.

How about you? Ever look like this?

Monday, March 03, 2014


Between rains, between sip and drip, the water fails.

Leaving but a few blossoms as a token of regret.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Don't Look That Bad From Here

Third floor. Balcony. Lean over. Read sign.

Then ask yourself: WTF?

Friday, February 21, 2014

Right Here Prolly

When asked where you should park for maximum safety.

Just say Good enough for me, then.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Those Dark Eyes

All seeing, all knowing.

Out there, still glowing.

Monday, February 17, 2014


Reminds me of Nevada.

Where the letters go backward.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Reflections On Reflections

We stopped for a moment, lost in each other's grace, leaning against that wall, shining with joy.

And then went down the street for beer and cookies.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Print Me A Bird

I've got the ink.

You've got the knowhow, I think.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Dog Me Not

Good thing I've achieved invisibility. Now they can't see what to chase.

Next up, I work on my smell.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Bi-Directional Signaling

Looks this way, looks that.

Then it winks, then it blinks, then it goes dark.

Sunday, February 09, 2014

Reflections On Poo

I don't know about you.

But I don't much like poo.

Friday, February 07, 2014

Sign Of The Streets

Stuck to the wall.

I wish I looked so good that way.