Recent Thoughts, January 18

1. If I buy a car will I have to own it too? How long until they catch me? Thursday?

2. Went out to drive to work, when I observed my car to be entirely filled with hamsters. No probs - I'm retired now and need some amusement.

3. Cats never go flat. Unless a car is involved. And a poor driver.

4. A hamster followed me home. I think. How big are they? It ripped open the neighbor's car to get a Snickers bar. Thinking of keeping him.

5. I bought a car yesterday. It's got two wheels up front. Don't know about the back. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, I say. I don't never fix nothin anyways.

Recent Thoughts, January 4

1. I am the Disappointed Cowboy, walking the darkened empty streets of Lonelytown in my pajamas, collecting fallen leaves.

2. I tried walking around on stilts but it's hard to sniff crotches that way. #DogsLife-NotAllGravy

3. I saw a fish walking a dog. Which wasn't that unusual, except that the dog was walking a cat while wearing a toupee (beige), and cats hate phonies.

4. I saw a woman walking outside. I didn't know they still did that around here. Been inside for a while.