Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Recent Thoughts, February 13

The attorney approached the bench. Then the players whacked him with their sticks. #LegalHockey #PuckingAround

Foot whacker. See other footnotes. (Coming soon to a footnotery near you, or one of your relatives.)

The folks in the kitchen are busily hacking things up. Hmm - not that many people sitting at tables any more. Now they're all eyeing me and smiling.

I got whacked in school once for farting the "Star-Spangled Banner". They said I'd become a fire hazard. No respect for talent.