Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Doorways

I see them when I walk. I see them when I stop. I see them when I sleep.

I see them standing in my dreams, and in the morning sun.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Charlie Experiences A Blowout Event

It happens, sometimes.

Right after lunch.

Friday, March 25, 2016

Around Midnight

You don't see things like this unless.

You are very unlucky. Or very lucky. Or your name is Bob.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Sohappy. Sofun.

Jump up and down out in the sun. Old people don't do this.

Monday, March 21, 2016

Mouse Event

Dribble and drool.

Keep away or you're a fool.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Tihs God — It's Everywhere

It's everywhere, it's everywhere. Dog product.

So ubiquitous, so useless. Like dogs.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Pedestriating

If you drive, don't walk.

If you walk, look out.

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Cat Secrets

It came from under the bushes.

To think about saying something quietly.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Eyes Be Onto You

In case you were wondering

But everyone else already knows.