Monday, September 29, 2014


Something's there waiting. Maybe it's on a hook.

Care for a nibble? (You first.)

Friday, September 26, 2014

Marine Life

Hang me a tentacle.

Any one will do. We have lots.

Thursday, September 25, 2014


What's down there? Does it have hair?

Is it here, or over there?

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Looking At You

What's wet and blue? Is it me? Is it you?

Nope. Something else.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Be Apt

Be here, be ware, be ready, be prepare.

Pray or die, sucka! (Please knock before entering.)

Monday, September 22, 2014

Just Put It In The Car

Whatever it is, it's fine. I don't care.

As long as it's properly groomed.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Tuna Tangler

Deep in the sea it floats, writhing its tentacles tentatively.

Waiting to grab your thoughts, or your tuna sandwich — whatever.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Butt Stop

Leave it here.

But take the key with you.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Lying In The Harbor

Was a gull. Not a buoy, but a gull. Sort of.

It looked suspicious, like it had been too-recently poorly-painted.

What was it hiding?

Wednesday, September 17, 2014


Said the mermaid to the walrus, "I don't know why, but...

"...some days I just feel sand."

Tuesday, September 16, 2014


One evening, walking, near sunset.

I saw this waiting.