Fly Me, Red

Hey, whyncha?

I could use some 2-D fun.

Bow To Rain

I was working the day shift. It was a lovely day in the neighborhood.

Then I saw it coming at me.

Flag It

Somewhere out there, between the blue and the green, is a republic.

What no one has yet seen.

Yon Toothy Gritty Grin

The sand seemed to rear up and grow gills as I walked by.

Just another day in my life. Don't like it? Then bite me.

Minent

Before the enn and after the ellgh, there's what?

A mangificent protruding minence, eh?

ICU twice.

Which is nice.

If you're the right shade of blue.

Potted

Something's there waiting. Maybe it's on a hook.

Care for a nibble? (You first.)

Marine Life

Hang me a tentacle.

Any one will do. We have lots.

Peeking

What's down there? Does it have hair?

Is it here, or over there?

Looking At You

What's wet and blue? Is it me? Is it you?

Nope. Something else.

Be Apt

Be here, be ware, be ready, be prepare.

Pray or die, sucka! (Please knock before entering.)

Just Put It In The Car

Whatever it is, it's fine. I don't care.

As long as it's properly groomed.

Tuna Tangler

Deep in the sea it floats, writhing its tentacles tentatively.

Waiting to grab your thoughts, or your tuna sandwich — whatever.

Butt Stop

Leave it here.

But take the key with you.

Lying In The Harbor

Was a gull. Not a buoy, but a gull. Sort of.

It looked suspicious, like it had been too-recently poorly-painted.

What was it hiding?

Sandmaid

Said the mermaid to the walrus, "I don't know why, but...

"...some days I just feel sand."

Waterfront

One evening, walking, near sunset.

I saw this waiting.

Gone. Zo!

I don't ken. I don't know.

No one cares if I come or go.

HarrowArrow

Curving, jutting, ranging, butting.

Wide and narrow — that's me, the arrow.

WallFrog

X me. Ray me. Stick me on a wall.

Give me a buffing polish. I won't complain at all.

La Lechera Lass, I Love Thee

The allure of the happy lady has me enchanted.

Because I'm easily seduced by advertising murals.

Iron Blooms

Make me think again.

About the delicacy of blossoms.

Hang Your Colors

From the balconies.

Fronting the glowing walls.

Brass Me Tightly

I think I'm stuck on you.

In every lockable way.

Bud The Bus Bumper

Staggering toward disaster.

In his colorful way.

WallCat

Chillin', hangin'.  Makes me a wallcat.

S'where.  S'where?  S'where s'at.

Is It Art?

You mean this? Hell, I don't know.

Try uncrossing your eyes. Or crossing them.

Sometimes A Great Wall

Time to kill? Walk this way.

Look around. Now what you say?

A South American Receptionist's Day

Nothing to do. Stand, wait. Check your cell phone.

Readjust your shotgun. Wait to go home.

Cool Sky, Hot Wall

One way to keep your feet warm.

While scouting garbage to peck.

Peek?

Sometimes. A window is just a window.

But not this time.

Looking In

Makes you wonder. Does it go somewhere?

Or are you already there?

The Dusty Lady's Sweepdance

Move, she said, flipping her broom at my feet.

Yes, said I, and complied. She is so sweet, and tidy, and neat.

Pileup

Failure results when stuffing proves inadequate.

Which is why we call them dummies.

Bad Hair Scare Day

Someone noticed! Me! Ow!

I can even scare paint!

Stares

I get these all the time from Tim and Ed.

Whenever I walk around with a peacock on my head.

Wall Wetter

Stand with your back to traffic. Bleed your lizard.

Achieve standard satisfaction.

Madame Tussaud's Window Cleaning Service

Is off today.

Shut up. Go away.

Confidence Faces Evidence

I'm happy. I'm slappy. I'm probably a dick.

How about you? Ever look like this?

Hosed

Between rains, between sip and drip, the water fails.

Leaving but a few blossoms as a token of regret.

Don't Look That Bad From Here

Third floor. Balcony. Lean over. Read sign.

Then ask yourself: WTF?

Right Here Prolly

When asked where you should park for maximum safety.

Just say Good enough for me, then.

Those Dark Eyes

All seeing, all knowing.

Out there, still glowing.

PennyFlip

Reminds me of Nevada.

Where the letters go backward.

Reflections On Reflections

We stopped for a moment, lost in each other's grace, leaning against that wall, shining with joy.

And then went down the street for beer and cookies.

Print Me A Bird

I've got the ink.

You've got the knowhow, I think.

Dog Me Not

Good thing I've achieved invisibility. Now they can't see what to chase.

Next up, I work on my smell.

Bi-Directional Signaling

Looks this way, looks that.

Then it winks, then it blinks, then it goes dark.

Reflections On Poo

I don't know about you.

But I don't much like poo.

Sign Of The Streets

Stuck to the wall.

I wish I looked so good that way.