Potted

Something's there waiting. Maybe it's on a hook.

Care for a nibble? (You first.)

Marine Life

Hang me a tentacle.

Any one will do. We have lots.

Peeking

What's down there? Does it have hair?

Is it here, or over there?

Looking At You

What's wet and blue? Is it me? Is it you?

Nope. Something else.

Be Apt

Be here, be ware, be ready, be prepare.

Pray or die, sucka! (Please knock before entering.)

Just Put It In The Car

Whatever it is, it's fine. I don't care.

As long as it's properly groomed.

Tuna Tangler

Deep in the sea it floats, writhing its tentacles tentatively.

Waiting to grab your thoughts, or your tuna sandwich — whatever.

Butt Stop

Leave it here.

But take the key with you.

Lying In The Harbor

Was a gull. Not a buoy, but a gull. Sort of.

It looked suspicious, like it had been too-recently poorly-painted.

What was it hiding?

Sandmaid

Said the mermaid to the walrus, "I don't know why, but...

"...some days I just feel sand."

Waterfront

One evening, walking, near sunset.

I saw this waiting.