Toothpicks don't grow on trees, and in fact they are not even on speaking terms.
Even if I was a squirrel, I still wouldn't wish to nibble any nuts of yours, probably.
But if I were an orange tree, would I have to bear fruit? Or bear anything even? It seems like just being a tree would be enough to bear, or am I being prissy about all of this? Not that I care, as long as I can snag a quiet bubble bath every now and then.
If money grew on trees, I bet I'd still be too short to get rich.
Is it already that time of year? The scabs have barely fallen from the elm trees, and now we have to do this stuff all over again?
And tubers? Hey. They don't grow on trees, you know. Not around here they don't. We have laws.
Have anything worth adding? Then try sosayseff@gmail.com
Me? Stuck to the wall again.
