God farted, and the earth shook, etc. OK fine. Get lost.
Did you ever wonder why God needs to be worshiped? I mean, omnipotent, omniscient, existing before space and beyond time, creator of all that exists, and also vain and insecure enough to require worship too? Doesn't that sound like your typical spoiled brat rich kid who has nothing going on, who is all bluster and puffery and tantrums, and is basically a blundering major league fuckwit asshole? Is what I wonder.
God said that you're a dick. I would consider that a compliment, considering the source.
God told me a joke and then farted while laughing at it. Up to that point I didn't think that the joke was particularly funny, and not afterward either.
God woke up in the gutter with a hangover and pants full of diarrhea and no one said a thing. You can do that when one word and a quick point of your finger will send anyone to hell forever. (And you also made hell. Can't leave out that part.)
I tried talking to God again, but still go straight to voicemail. Something is definitely fishy here, and I don't like fish at all.
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Me? That there is what I think.
