The judge was Nice Kitty Fuzzybutt, so I knew I was home free.
The lady who usually sits in this chair didn't show up today, but if she does I'll let her sit in my lap. Maybe she'd even like to come along home to play with my private little spider zoo. I have hundreds now. Made little uniforms for most of them, except the ones who have been naughty — they'll have to wait. Meanwhile, lunch has arrived.
The future is over there, under that bush.
The forecast for today is mostly sunny with scattered nuclear wars, turning cooler and slightly less noisy by early evening.
The floor in this place is so clean you could eat off it, but that's true everywhere, depending on your standards. As long as they sweep it every month or so, I'm good.
That sound? Did you hear it? like the universe giving out a long, frustrated sigh? Maybe it's had about enough of us — happens every now and then. Good thing I have a bunch of nuts in a bucket. You can never have too many nuts, which is why I invested heavily in buckets, so I'd have somewhere to keep my nuts. Works for me.
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Me? I'm like that too.
