Doorways

I see them when I walk. I see them when I stop. I see them when I sleep.

I see them standing in my dreams, and in the morning sun.

Charlie Experiences A Blowout Event

It happens, sometimes.

Right after lunch.

Around Midnight

You don't see things like this unless.

You are very unlucky. Or very lucky. Or your name is Bob.

Sohappy. Sofun.

Jump up and down out in the sun. Old people don't do this.

Mouse Event

Dribble and drool.

Keep away or you're a fool.

Tihs God — It's Everywhere

It's everywhere, it's everywhere. Dog product.

So ubiquitous, so useless. Like dogs.

Pedestriating

If you drive, don't walk.

If you walk, look out.

Cat Secrets

It came from under the bushes.

To think about saying something quietly.

Eyes Be Onto You

In case you were wondering

But everyone else already knows.