My love, Echinoia Eeeps, and, in fact, the entire Eeeps Family will be gathering soon at their traditional clearing deep in the forest (at midnight) to roast beasts and then have feasts. I am, of course, invited as always, to come as an observer and also to watch over the firefighting equipment, and to toot the emergency tooter if needed, though I may once again remain in hiding under my bed, on an undisclosed continent. #DatesToRemember
My love, Echinoia Eeeps, had another dog follow her back to the shack — happens every time she finds a decent pile of road kill and drags it back with her down the long road home — but she eats good, that gal does, and I like her a lot for that. Not every woman can skin a buck with her teeth.
My love, Echinoia Eeeps, got a new Jeep. She lost the old one at the flea market. The bugs drove off with it, I think. They seemed to like the smell. And the horn. There was quite a lot of tootling going on over toward the AWD compound where the passphrase seemed to be "Beep a Jeep". Then it was Bug-B-Gone time, and there too went her favorite vehicle. Though now, of course, she's all smiles again, and shiny new mud flaps.
My Love, Echinoia Eeeps, gave me an Xmas gift. The tag says "Do not open until 3276", and I can't hardly wait. Seriously. I have to pee. And she'll pound me if I make any sudden moves.
My Love, Echinoia Eeeps, is a thrill seeker, she is. She uses them for fish bait. She doesn't eat fish, only baits them. Pisses them off to no end. Fish are without humor, did you notice? Good thing she's allergic to water, which is probably why she never bathes, and also that so few fish around here can run fast enough to catch her. My gal Echinoia. Yep.
My love, Echinoia Eeeps, said she no longer, for her birthday, wants beets. A new development, this.
My love, Echinoia Eeeps, sent me a card for my birthday. She said the words for it will come maybe next week if she can remember who I am.
My love, Echinoia Eeeps, sent me a bag of fur for my birthday. Said the cat will be along soon too, if she has time to reassemble it.
Spent Sunday with the Eeeps family, eating beets at the beach in a cave. They know the meaning of fun, they. One of the meanings.
My love, Echinoia Eeeps, is now collecting dots. Has boxes full already. Next up, polka lessons, I guess.
My love, Echinoia Eeeps, has a new brother. Named him Gerbil. Got him cheap at the petting zoo after he died in custody.
My love, Echinoia Eeeps, started a new band — The Eeeping Beepers. They're into Gleep Rock. All new to me, I swear. I only know how to shuffle and mumble.
I'm on pins and needles. My love, Echinoia Eeeps, likes to watch squirming. Usually it's worms but today it's my turn.
My love, Echinoia Eeeps, will be starring in a new reality show: "Eeeps Family Doings". But it's not that real. Neither is she at times. #PhantomEeepings
My love Echinoia Eeeps is in bed with a case of beeps. She can't quit. I only like the chocolate-covered ones. The others give me the creeps.
Am due to have Easter dinner with the Eeeps family. They're crucifying a whole sheep this year. Then it's off to Bulgaria for desert.
Going to start spending some time with the Eeeps family. They just dug themselves a new burrow on the edge of town and Echinoia wants me there for the fumigation ceremony. #SeemsUrgentForSomeReason
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