Am trying the new starvation diet. Real simple, but way too bland.
Bought a book on the new starvation diet. All the pages are blank — nothing but clean paper. So I ate it. Feel better already.
All my friends went on the starvation diet. Something must be wrong because I never see them anymore.
After six months on the starvation diet, I can truthfully say that it works if you cheat.
Now that I'm off the starvation diet and am done with it, it's like I have this empty space inside me.
Found a wrinkle in my necktie. Odd. Was going to take a closer look but right then it ran away and hid in the closet. Somehow, I'm thinking, the cat may be involved in this, though he's pretending otherwise. Even stranger — neither of us owns a necktie.
I haven't seen Lola Lately lately. May have to invent her. She sounds about right. Lola Earlyish now — definitely too advanced for me.
Got a chicken on a string, something that none of my neighbors can say.
What is it about spiders and existentialism? I thought that was over with.
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Me? Playing around with B-flat major (but keeping the rubber gloves on until I'm sure).
