1. I am the Disappointed Cowboy, walking the darkened empty streets of Lonelytown in my pajamas, collecting fallen leaves.
2. I tried walking around on stilts but it's hard to sniff crotches that way. #DogsLife-NotAllGravy
3. I saw a fish walking a dog. Which wasn't that unusual, except that the dog was walking a cat while wearing a toupee (beige), and cats hate phonies.
4. I saw a woman walking outside. I didn't know they still did that around here. Been inside for a while.
