1. If I buy a car will I have to own it too? How long until they catch me? Thursday?
2. Went out to drive to work, when I observed my car to be entirely filled with hamsters. No probs - I'm retired now and need some amusement.
3. Cats never go flat. Unless a car is involved. And a poor driver.
4. A hamster followed me home. I think. How big are they? It ripped open the neighbor's car to get a Snickers bar. Thinking of keeping him.
5. I bought a car yesterday. It's got two wheels up front. Don't know about the back. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, I say. I don't never fix nothin anyways.
