Here’s Be Seeing You

Been across the street and back. Around he block too. Been all over. I'm a cat and that's what we do. And nap. And eat flies.

Captain Anonymous called Captain Automatic to check on their schedule of upcoming appearances, but there still weren't any, so he fed the cat and had a nap.

Creamed corn with flies on it seems to be the specialty here. I never did like corn that much. The cat won't even come in this place any more, though the flies here are both crunchy and perfectly seasoned.

Ever kissed a cat? When you do, can I watch? I forgot where I put my life.

Found a bedraggled cat lying in the gutter. Surprising. Cats almost always tell the truth.

Wanted to have a long heartfelt talk with the cat last night, even though he don't speak English and I don't know Meow. After a while we gave up and watched a movie on TV. Had a saucer or two of beer as well, so it wasn't a total bust. Oh, and he kindly rubbed my tummy.

 

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Me? I just forgot where I was again, so's all about the same, I guess, too.

Obviously Or Not

Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, look good. They have to look good because of their professional packaging. Nothing inside, not even air. It's a special talent they have. I couldn't do it, so count me out.

Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, went for a walk and never came back, for not particularly obvious reasons because well — who knows? Anyhow, wouldn't you if you had the chance?

Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, have each been married. Not to each other, of course, or to anyone else either, because it's so much easier not to, and the simple solution is usually best for obvious reasons, and they like to be obvious.

My sister had a doll. Dad ran over it. #AbruptStoryCollective

Big letdown folks — my sister, the one recently mentioned, turned out to be made of used, unsorted nose hairs. Not mine. Probably not yours either. We don't have much to do with each other these days. Because nose hairs. So.

 

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Me? Not so sure about any of this.

Trudge-Nuts

"If I Can't Have You Then That's Probably OK Too." Not a love story. Write for details or watch your TV after they turn the power back on. (Requires you to pay the bill.)

"If It Ain't Broke, Then Break It And We'll Put It Out In The Yard With All The Other Rubbish." More not-to-be-missed TV. (Pay-per-view only. Therapy sessions extra.)

"Man-fresh scent". Is actually aromas of assorted stinky things. As you'd guess. Some of us never learn.

"Crinkle". That's a sound you don't hear every day, especially from someone bending down to grab a quick snack from the cat bowl.

"I Don't Want To Be A Millionaire But I'll Let You Buy Me Lunch." Another new reality TV show about another new reality, TV, and despair.

Last night a hamster came to me in a dream and whispered something that I did not understand at first, and still don't, so I went back to sleep.

 

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Me? No one really cares, right?