"If I Can't Have You Then That's Probably OK Too." Not a love story. Write for details or watch your TV after they turn the power back on. (Requires you to pay the bill.)
"If It Ain't Broke, Then Break It And We'll Put It Out In The Yard With All The Other Rubbish." More not-to-be-missed TV. (Pay-per-view only. Therapy sessions extra.)
"Man-fresh scent". Is actually aromas of assorted stinky things. As you'd guess. Some of us never learn.
"Crinkle". That's a sound you don't hear every day, especially from someone bending down to grab a quick snack from the cat bowl.
"I Don't Want To Be A Millionaire But I'll Let You Buy Me Lunch." Another new reality TV show about another new reality, TV, and despair.
Last night a hamster came to me in a dream and whispered something that I did not understand at first, and still don't, so I went back to sleep.
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