And why do they call it "cat hair" when it grows on every possible part of every possible cat? If it was really "hair", wouldn't you see at least a few cats with mullets? I had a mullet once. Had it quite a while before someone told me that it was a fish. By then it definitely smelled like a fish, so I never tried kissing it, though lots of flies did. Makes me wonder if I missed my chance.
Do you ever find live crayfish in your underwear drawer? (Asking for a friend's mother.)
Fish don't smell good, especially the dead ones that I find under my house. I take those to the Salvation Army. They always get accepted. Maybe they know someone who can use them.
Had a fish for dinner. Was hoping to learn something, but it only blew bubbles at me, so I ate it too.
I dreamed I was a fish, but couldn't get no babes. Then I remembered that I am a fish, and actually into worms anyway.
It's all a matter of scale. I found that out when I became a fish. (And now I taste good too.)
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Me? Been there too.
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definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals
