I am the lord of the universe. My name is The High & Mighty Thwadmeister Buffletwink. If you displease me I will zap you with my zappy thing, assuming that it's working today. If not I can always step on your tail, That works too.
I am the lord of the universe. You might know me by my other name, Fred, from down the block, but don't let that disguise fool you. I am a mean puppy and must be obeyed, etc. So, if you will excuse me now, I have a can of beans waiting for me on the stove. (Yum!)
I am the lord of the universe. Yo — How's she hanging? Got any idea where I can get my shoes shined?
I am the lord of the universe, and I mean it. You don't think so, eh? Well gimme a minute to get organized and change into my costume and then stand back, cuz Ima gon show you a thing or two. Betcha.
I am the lord of the universe. My middle name is Bob. Yes, I have a middle name, and it's Bob. I tell ya — you don't want to mess with no Bob. Bobs are not all warm and cuddly like the usual Twadmeisters, at least where I come from, but if you behave yourself I might let you buy me a beer next Thursday afternoon, weather permitting.
I am the lord of the universe and I'm not that good at checkers. Does anyone play checkers any more? I haven't really kept up on the latest in the world of table games, but I'm still a mean S.O.B., except around my pussycat. After a busy day of throwing lightning bolts around and all such-like, I really enjoy coming home to my friendly pussycat. His name is Elmo. We eat pizza and have a few beers and watch cartoons on TV. Pineapple and ham pizza, and I dare you to make a face, smartypants, I just dare you.
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Me? Having fun. Never tried this before.
