Crunchy Bits, Secretary General of the Secretary General's Secretariat for Prim Propriety Day, is however soggy and wet in the bowl after nightfall. Still a person of interest? Think about it. Carefully.
Did you ever notice how the more things change the more they stay the same? Not with ice cream. The flies always get it. Always.
Everybody gets a share. I have a disease and I see no need to keep it all to myself. Next!
Flatulence has actually nothing to do with tires, I guess. At least I think that's how it works. They don't teach you this in school.
Forgot my pants today. Again. No one noticed until I accidentally set myself on fire, but it wasn't really until it happened the second time that they paid me any attention, so not a bad day overall, but all the seats on the bus were sticky again. Good thing I couldn't dirty up my pants even if I tried, though I did leave a little skin behind when I stood up.
Friends don't let friends who have friends do unfriendly things with friends or to friends, or so I hear. Since I have no friends who are even friends of someone, I probably read this somewhere, or it came to me in a dream, like the one I had last week, even though that one was about the world's richest hamster, name of Fred. In addition to everything else, Fred treated me to dinner and then we talked about nuts and burrows.
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