Terrible Tina Twight and her principal hench, Tyrannosaurus Tim, fight all comers tonight at the All-Alight All Right All Night Arena of Fright.
Ted was out chasing elephants again. I never could quite see the point of that. Maybe it's something his mother taught him. (Home-schooled, he.)
Tammy came by, asking to borrow one of the wheedling weevils for a science experiment, but she has to return the flamethrower first. We're quite firm on that.
Tammy came by again, asking to borrow the flamethrower again. We have no idea what she gets up to with that, though she was out of luck today, since the kids took it to Sunday School for show and tell. (It's Damnation Week.)
Sue falls, then sues Sioux Falls and fails. Foo. Foo on Sue.
Squirrel tamer wanted. 50¢/hour + free nuts. Non-smokers only. No fur allergies, please.
Have anything worth adding? Then try sosayseff@gmail.com
Me? Wondering where knickers came from. Never understood that stuff.
