If God is so great, then why can't this universe have better internet?
If God were a cuttlefish, things would be different. Donctha think? Higher rents around rocky reefs for one thing. Snootier, holier-than-thou cod too, probably.
If I was God, I'd sell off the place to the current residents and go do something worthwhile. You?
Speaking of God — meh.
The Son of God was actually named "Bruce", and wore a kilt, but they don't want you to know that. (Or ask about it.)
Was talking to God yesterday. Asked if there's a retirement plan for supreme beings. Yes, but God is only a contractor, so when the gig is up, there's no tomorrow. Sounds familiar, though we were all hoping for a better ending on our side of the fence, weren't we?
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Me? Gonna be running this universe some day. Betcha.
