Saturday, April 11, 2026

Screams Of Desire

Screams Of Desire

Walter stopped by for a visit. Tall gaunt guy. I have no idea who he is.

Wanna come by and see my dust collection?

Want a taste treat? Kiss me — I'm pretty yummy during weeks when I bathe.

Want a tip? Get a job as a waitress. And wear a short skirt. Live in despair. So simple.

Want to buy a used duck? Got one here, complete with outboard motor.

Want to have some fun? Set yourself on fire. But that takes discipline and serious amounts of training, so it might be a good idea to practice on friends first.

 


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Me? Actually more of a squeaker myself.