Ham on a stick — either one of them is fine by itself but put them together and you have something really special.
Hamster Bob has been wearing a mask lately. I don't think he's been robbing banks because he's pretty short, though he does have a suspiciously large pile of nuts behind his cage. Nuts. Behind his cage. Someone needs to investigate this.
Have noticed a rumpled, empty trenchcoat following me around on Tuesdays. Any ideas? This ever happen to you?
Have you ever been to a turtle parade? They're always over before I get there. But anyway, as long as you're here, could you untie me?
Have you ever seen cookies fight?
Have you ever tried to clip a lobster's toenails? Where do you even start? And I can't hold my breath that long either.
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Me? About the same. Always about the same.
