If you fall, you must use the ground to help you rise again. — Buddhist proverb
When those whom we trust completely betray os or do something else totally unexpected, they have given us a great teaching. — Buddhist quote
He was a first chair meditator at the NBC Radio City Buddhist Hall.
Two women just walked in. I think they're women. How many legs do women have these days? Anyhow, I lost count, but the soup has arrived, on time.
Leslie is a man's name in some parts. I'm not from there, so you can call me Joe. I have a dog, also Joe. My wife says her name is Marianne but I call her Joe for short. We get along pretty good but she's kinda snippy sometimes, mostly about her name. She don't like Joe (the name, not the dog). Joe the dog is fine, it's me she gets mad at. So she got a tattoo and whenever she's feeling ornery she pulls down her pants and points to it on her butt. It says "My name's not Joe, you twit." Then we usually have lunch. Life is OK in spots.
National Council of Female Women
Religion is for those who are afraid of hell. Spirituality is for those who have been there. — resident of a halfway house
Wherever I go, whenever, I carry that little tin of bacon. Women are rendered speechless. When did you ever reach such heights on charm alone?
If you find a fork in the road, and take it, are you still entitled to a free lunch?
