At what age did you first realize that you were sexually attracted to corn flakes? (Post Toasties, of course — we're not perverts.)
How many tries does it take you to count your toes and consistently come up with an even number greater than two?
Got hair? If so, please tell us where you store it and how you keep bugs out of it.
Did your mother (a) name you, or (b) brand you?
Do you ever find yourself having deep philosophical arguments with fence posts?
What is your position on air?
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Me? Recently found unconscious on the ceiling.
