Captain Anonymous, the singleton's hero, was today awarded the Nobel Prize for contributions to Unnamed Achievements, and actually did attend the awards ceremony, but no one could recognize him so they gave his medal to the cat.
Captain Anonymous, a friend in need. Of recognition, but no one can find him.
I once knew Captain Anonymous, before he became unknown. Now I don't, of course, not any more.
If Captain Anonymous were to become your pen pal, he'd sign his letters with a slight, tired exhalation.
Captain Anonymous, standing tall for nothing in particular. Ever vigilant, outside of nap time. Mostly quiet and unassuming. Never seen alone, or with others.
If Captain Anonymous were real, he'd be made of marshmallow, and covered in chocolate sauce, and good to lick, but you probably wouldn't want to even then.
If I were Captain Anonymous, I wouldn't tell you, preferring to let you guess, though you'd probably never think to try.
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