For "Tough Through Dough" Week, Captain Anonymous is refusing to sleep, and eating only dougnuts, assuming he can find any. Doug's hard to deal with.
Meanwhile, Priscilla Punchbowl and Fernanda Firemonkey, partners in crime, are decorating their parade float, Mikey. They'll be throwing spoonfuls of sugar to the crowd and singing their theme song, "Turds For You", while challenging all comers to rounds of toe wrestling (best 10 out of 17).
Captain Automatic, not to be outdone, will perform nearly unbelievable feats on his set of miniature kazoos while balancing a pair of parakeets on his head. While kazooting. Impressive to some.
Lest we forget, there is also a afoot a singular rumor about Lester Forget, master of memoronies and soon to be forgot, including a showing of his 16-hour documentary "Through Tough Dough", about the now-forgotten Batter War of 1926 on the Pancake Peninsula. Now forgotten. Don't forget that part.
Priscilla Punchbowl, mentioned earlier, is a well-known professed wrestler, recurring perennialist, martial artisan, and smothering mother, while her current permanent partner, Fruni Fishbohner (nee Finkweezel), has a cat, and is the reigning world champion competitive finger-paintist (6 years running now). Sure to be some hot action there.
"Dough! Tough Through!" is the slogan of this year's events, which will be canceled in case of goo, but only if there's really a lot, or it smells bad, or in case of weevil infestation. (Can't stand weevils, none of us can.)
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