Whenever I become optimistic, I attract more flies.
Saw a guy being chased down the street by a very angry rutabaga. Nude. Nude rutabaga. At least the guy in question was wearing a bra.
Cooked a turkey last night. Big one. Had a hard time getting it into the oven but it settled down after a few minutes.
Always wanted to be Superman when I grew up. Am now a stock clerk at Walmart. But determined to move up.
If caramel apples are a good thing, then how about caramel potatoes?
I once knew a guy named Butch who lived in a little hutch. He went everywhere displaying quite some flair, but then we lost track of each other. I think he's selling insurance or something.
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Me? Counting my nuts. Again.
