Well folks, today I bit the dust. Not fun, at all. Dry and gritty. Even the good stuff from "Bite Dust & Beyond".
Then Nicola stole my Tesla. Fancy that.
Do cookies ever growl at you? I've got some real ornery ones trapped in a jar that I don't even want to go near any more. The cat is kind of spooked too. Maybe if I try humming a happy tune?
Never had a donut talk back to me before, either.
If I had a boat I could be sinking by now.
If I had a nickel for every time I said that, I'd probably have an undetermined sum of money at this point. Or a bag of nickels, depending on how you like to look at it.
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Me? Giving up competing with hamsters. Right now, today, and forever, mostly.
