If you ask me, I might say something, but then again, maybe not. I’m like that, and generally don’t fight, especially with the cat, unless it’s over food (we like some of the same bugs).
Like that time I was short on food and scraped bugs off windshields for an hour? Only to find a perfectly good dead cat out in the street right behind me. Man, was I embarrassed.
Needing more eyes to watch the cats, I asked one of my house spiders how to handle it. Spiders know these things. However, in this case, it only bit me. Then it pooped on the cat. Time to get a bigger cat, it seems, and charge rent to the spiders. Some of them are sure to just move out. Some, of course, will try paying what they owe in dead bugs, and that’s where the cat comes in. Somehow, I’m sure that I’ll figure out how that should work. Maybe the cat will know. I like cats, and if you ask me, a person can never have too many cats around. But that is, if memory serves, where this business with the spiders began.
The cat told me to do it. I’m not clever enough to manage on my own. Get paid in bugs and mouse parts. Better than my last job.
Ever have, as they say, a bug up your butt? Me neither. Some lessons are best learned from books.
Found a louse wort bugging the lice again. Must do something soon. Around here the lice are all nice, save those few who bite in the night, but we’ve a spray for them.
Had to rush to get to lunch today because they were serving food. Usually it’s just dried bug heads, which is OK, mostly, although all the little eyes sometimes bother me.
I went back in time to kill my grandfather, who turned out to be an anteater. And how could I murder a cute little bug-sucker like that? So I have to stay here in this time frame with you until I figure out something else.
Uncle Benny caught a corona virus. True. He was out fishing — thought he had a bluegill on the line, but it was only this little bug thing hissing at him. He didn’t want it so he gave it to me and I let the neighbor’s dog eat it. Problem solved.
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Me? Bugged. Again
