Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, what a pair. So alike that they can't even recognize each other in the mirror.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, have nicknames. One is "Pat" and the other is "Trite". With nicknames like these how can they lose? Plus, so much less to remember this way.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, bought a cat to match their drapes.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, celebrate New Year's Day on New Year's Day, and the Fourth of July on the fourth of July, and try to keep it at that, with the possible exception of Thanksgiving, or any other holiday, secular or religious, if someone is serving ordinary good food and they don't have to either help out or pay for it.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, would like you to know that they are just average, ordinary, down-to-earth, plain folks but still way better than you could ever be, no matter how hard you try, so you don't have to ask.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, loudly proclaim that they are strong and independent women and then continue sitting on the front porch in matching hard-backed rockers, counting cars, and using their 8X binoculars to scan for homeowner's association violations up and down the street. Or anyone suspiciously walking anywhere.
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Me? Occasionally not so obvious as you might expect.
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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals
