Saturday, March 30, 2024

Rattle Your Shakes

Rattle Your Shakes

Bizarre lunch #3: Tapioca and fugu with 3 assorted coal miners.

Bob the Giant Saint now sells Canadian reverse-twist gravy and meatballs.

Chlorophyll deficiency is a thing, and you may be subject to it. First symptom: you have increasing trouble photosynthesizing. Or your pants keep falling down around your ankles. Either one.

Clever people do clever things cleverly. And then some of them explode. A fact of nature. Makes for awkwardness at parties. And weddings. Also funerals, although those are my personal favorites.

Communists have finally infiltrated my underwear drawer. I've been expecting this for a long, long time.

Confessions of a snake oil salesman: 'It was really only peanut oil.'

 


Have anything worth adding? Then try sosayseff@nullabigmail.com
Me? I never actually quit.

 

Etc...

so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals