Captain Adult-Onset Ennui was not always soporific. Really. No, really, etc.
Captain Anonymous, your pal in any emergency, but hard to identify. Not to worry unduly — he's around here somewhere.
Captain Excessive Bonus Points ended up being disqualified for bragging about the size of his bonus. The rest of us know when to keep quiet.
Captain Fernando did in fact change his name from Fernando Poo for that very reason. He is now a full professor of disposable navigational charts at First University of the Missing. He doesn't like that very much either, but he's gotten away from most poo jokes.
Captain Infinite Loving-Kindness was last seen at the firing range, blowing up everything in sight. No one goes there any more. (We have all suddenly become latte-drinking pacifists.)
Captain Mrrflburp got an updated tongue prosthesis which hasn't seemed to help much, but his pointing and grunting skills continue to improve, boosting him up to Level C (third to none, up from second to none last year or thereabouts). There is always hope, eh?
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Me? No longer saluting.
