Xmas comes but once a year because we're not stupid, and our cash balance is low.
Captain Xmas used to wrestle pigs, though now he's more into crypto, having moved on from NFTs and adult child abuse.
Xmas comes but once a year, and as the nominal target of the Eeeps Family Holiday Guest Hunt I'm OK with that, having finally fully recovered in August, with a notebook full of ideas on how to avoid being the center of attention next time.
Xmas comes but once a year, and since we can hear it approaching, it gets easier and easier to dodge. I'm a Dodgers fan from way back. You?
Xmas comes but once a year, which is when a lot of us head for the hills to practice our survival skills: hotel camping, gourmet TV dinners by candle-light, Netflix bingeing behind drawn curtains, silent hot-tubbing, long afternoon naps, avoiding work, relatives, and meetings of any kind.
Xmas comes but once a year, and we're working on reducing that to a more sustainable rate right after we finish trauma therapy.
Xmas comes but once a year, and we are all glad of that, but an Eeeps Family riot may occur many times a year, unannounced, though typically avoiding the use of either firearms or broadswords, both deemed to be sissified affectations, especially among the womenfolk, who prefer bare knuckles, or, if in a clinch situation, clubs.
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