Creaking creepers — one of those plants that keeps me awake at night.
Cream of toodle-doo hot stuff stew. Yum, etc.
Dedly Fredly the bare tedly bedly teddy bear. Is my new boss? #NewsIDidn'tNeed
Did I say I quit squirming? Professionally? Don't want to forget that part, but life is still good, I think.
Do alligators cry crocodile tears when caught out in the rain with their pants down?
Do you also wonder what's in guacamole? I mean, the "mole" part I get, but what the heck could a "guaca" be? I already have my suspicions, hot and steaming, practically panting, bought and paid for.
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Me? No one ever asks, so I don't know.
