Bees have hives all over. And never use lotion. Why? Today's mystery moment.
Before I blow up the building, I have to first offer a small prayer of contrition, for all the dust bunnies I'll be disturbing, and it may be many. To all of you, then — sorry. See? Not all terrorists are heartless and cruel. Now let's see how may people I can kill.
Before it's too late, just let me say that I love you. I need to practice saying that until I sound convincing, and can do it without breaking into uncontrollable giggles.
Before we get too far into this relationship, I guess I should tell you that I never bathe. Because I'm made of sugar. But yes, I am sweet.
Bought a new crankshaft. Expensive. Glad I don't have a car or I don't know what I'd do.
Bought a tank. Had fish in it. Fish refused to move out. Even though my Granny had room in her oven. "Too dark", they said. So now they're in the parrot cage. He died. Mostly OK, but no room for their vodka bottles. So the good news is they get a good chance to dry out. Everybody wins.
Bought some rubber bands. Will add them to my collection right after lunch, unless I forget. That happens.
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Me? Bzzzz.
