Wednesday, March 25, 2026

How So?

How So?

There are flies in here. But no one is wearing pants. Very suspicious.

There has never been a public monument to hormones, and no one wonders why. Conspiracy?

There is no cure for asparagus poisoning.

There seem to be lots of rats in my apartment lately. I haven't sold that many tickets either. Will have to find out who's letting them in without paying.

There was a crooked man who had a crooked smile, and walked a crooked walk and farted a lot too. Generally the sort of person worth avoiding, if you know anything.

Then what?

 


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