There were all too many hubcaps rolling down the street this week, most of them disobeying lawful orders to stop. Whatever is the world coming to?
There's a tiger under my bed. It kept me up all night, counting sheep. There's that pile of dead sheep to deal with too.
There's no point in continuing to horse a dead beet.
Thesserelda Woofenpickle once appeared briefly on the Rocky & Bullwinkle show around 1960. I still dream of her. And what is she up to now anyway?
Things got strange after my kindergarten class roasted and ate our teacher Mrs Lee. The flavor was off. That should have warned us, but we kept it up with every replacement they sent in. Now I've given myself the farts again.
Thinking of you fondly, whoever you are. (Not really.)
Have anything worth adding? Then try sosayseff@gmail.com
Me? I'm just buzzing with excitement these days.
