Saturday, January 02, 2021

I's Be Here For You

I's Be Here For You

I'd really like to practice covert surveillance with you for my college course, but how about some cleaner underwear?

We members of the surveillance committee would like to thank you for your involuntary cooperation, and for brightening our long tedious nights with your blithe, lissome capers. We will visit your compost with a slight dampness of eye. So long, eh?

Being watched — better than being clocked? Dunno. Either way, it's something to face up to.

Weren't you seen doing this last week? How about a little change of pace for once? We need a bit of stimulation too, you know.

Had fun painting eyes on all the grapes in grandma's dining-room centerpiece. She got to be pretty twitchy about things like that during her time in the concentration camp, and it's fun to see her go nuts and run for the machete that she keeps in the hall closet.

If I didn't know you better, I'd suspect that you weren't watching me again.

Accept no invitations without prior approval from the Committee. You know who you are. We too! (No, just kidding. We love a bit of intrigue, followed by a good chase with lots of hacking up at the end.) ((Yes, we do know who you are though. Pretty boring overall, don't you think?))

 


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