Traffic-Control Bob is on duty today, and will sanitize your wheels upon request.
Traffic-Control Bob knows all the moves, having been trained in signal obedience school since childhood, and possibly even before.
Traffic-Control Bob wants to be your pal, provided that you obey the rules. (See previous item.) If you are not reasonable, he may cry, and none of us want to see that. Really.
Traffic-Control Bob occasionally does whistle while he works, but not if you are watching. Covert listening is allowed — say from behind a bush, or while lying under a covering of discarded newspapers (can be hard to find these days).
Traffic-Control Bob says "Be safe — never leave home without your underpants!", and a few other things, though often less memorable.
Traffic-Control Bob, formerly Air-Traffic-Control Bob, but he's trying to forget what happened after just that one small lapse in judgment, and is also attempting to find meaning in standing on the street corner waving his arms, hoping, ever hoping to find gainful employment (again) at a future date, somewhere. Anywhere.
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Me? Can't complain but will try again after they pull out the gag.
