Captain Sitting Quietly on the Porch recently experienced a major fright on losing his favorite toothpick. The police Toothpick Recovery Unit has been alerted however, and there is a better than even chance that the situation will soon return to the status quo ante without excessive panting, or gunfire, if any.
Captain Anonymous took out a loan that he'll never need to repay — he filled out all the paperwork using invisible ink, so they have no idea who the money went to. Currently on vacation somewhere obscure.
Captain Obvious started wearing a sign.
Captain Turbulent ruffles my feathers and I'm not a chicken, even. I just wear a few feathers on my vest to annoy the flies, so why?
Captain Anonymous disappeared again. No one was sure that it had really happened, aside from Captain Invisible, but doubters said that they saw right through him.
Captain Testosterone will be putting on a nose-hair pulling demonstration Saturday, 10 a.m. to noon. Free admission. Bring your own nose and bandages and join in if you dare.
Have anything worth adding? Then try
sosayseff+snorp@gmail.com
Me? No longer in charge. Just visiting.
Etc...
so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals
