Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, have gone into business. Their shop is "These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things". So far it's empty. They keep having huge fights about how often they should sweep the floor. And which is the most average toilet paper.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, not only finish each other's sentences, but begin them too, and forget what they were about to say in exactly the same spots. And repeat themselves, repeatedly, and have five more years until they should be eligible for parole.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, encourage all shoppers at their shoppe (The Little Obvious Shoppe) to dress well because they feel more comfortable dealing with people who know how to follow the rules. And don't forget to bring money.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, are always up for new experiences, as long as they embody the familiar, the tried, and the true. Etc. Why go out of your way to poke a hog?
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, claim to have the world's largest collection of paper napkins. I bet.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, are sponsoring Cushy Butt-Cushion Spare Change Redemption Week down at their DooDad Trivia Shoppe. All proceeds will be eventually routed to the needy, and everyone donating will receive a 1/10% discount on purchases over $100,000, payable in two years or whenever, on whichever cloudy Thursday first falls on February 29th, in a year divisible by 0.73961.
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Me? Plausible, but denying it.
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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals
